I was unshaven, in my pajamas, eating a hot pocket while watching Bender's Big Score at 1:45 in the afternoon on a monday when I first got an acceptance letter from a college.
I was a member of the Clock Crew from about 2006-2009. Coming back to the site now to use it as an outlet for what creative work I still do.
Age 36, Male
Bachelor's
New York
Joined on 2/2/06
- Level:
- 15
- Exp Points:
- 2,220 / 2,500
- Exp Rank:
- 31,997
- Vote Power:
- 5.67 votes
- Rank:
- Police Officer
- Global Rank:
- 18,260
- Blams:
- 40
- Saves:
- 523
- B/P Bonus:
- 10%
- Whistle:
- Normal
- Medals:
- 47
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1,040 Points
The End The Game 100 Points
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Charged With Battery 50 Points
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone 25 Points
Finish one third of the levels.
FISHY ASSIST 5 Points
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Addicted 50 Points
Play over 2 hours
WorldsEdge 100 Points
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Master 50 Points
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Icarus 25 Points
Get burned by a sun
Professional 25 Points
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Persistent 25 Points
Play over an hour
Traveler 50 Points
Total over 1 million feet
Concorde 50 Points
Crush the Concorde
SpaceShuttle 50 Points
Crush the Space Shuttle
Apache 25 Points
Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet 25 Points
Crush the Lear Jet
Mini 25 Points
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
