StrawberryClock is the king of the portal
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Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Finish one third of the levels.
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Play over 2 hours
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over an hour